A shorter version (author not known):

We are all Aussie blokes and sheilas, and we are all best mates. On this soil we grow our fruit and veg and run sheeps and cows as our fathers and our fathers' fathers also did so (note: and before that, the aborigines did it).

We are Aussies and we love youse all from other countries, even Kiwis, even though we take the piss quite a lot.

We love footy, barbies and getting shitfaced on Friday night, especially on Fridays when the footy's on the tele.

We are known far and wide as 'Bronzed Aussies' because we win lots of bronze medals at the olympics.

We are the best country ever in the history of the universe.

Boonie is a legend.